"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/16/2018 at 12:19 • Filed to: ruqus
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
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I dunno, tell me I’m dumb, or whatever. This is the internet, being mean is like a “thing”
I started gathering parts for the project, but honestly just wish it was a Civic. So time for it to go, before I waste too much money on the wrong car.
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LOREM IPSUM
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 12:32 |
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Nice car, nice ad, nice price. Should sell quickly at 4 grand I’d imagine, especially in your area.
CalzoneGolem
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 12:33 |
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That’s Numberwang!
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MonkeePuzzle
> LOREM IPSUM
02/16/2018 at 12:38 |
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I’d say its on par for the area. Similar RSs with similar mileage sell for ~$4k. WRX with auto trans sell for about $4k. So I think I’ve priced it right.
vondon302
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 12:40 |
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Damn if that was close to Michigan I’d buy it this weekend.
Good ad!
Dasupersprint - base trim is enough
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 12:54 |
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I love that you pointed the things. That tells me it’s from an honest seller
His Stigness
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 12:58 |
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Your honest and incredibly thorough ad has no place on Craigslist.
You didn’t even include weird angle shitty pictures, or put your finger over one plate, but forget to cover the other one.
Nibbles
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 12:59 |
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Too many words. Too many pictures. Too descriptive.
Won’t sell unless you rewrite it in 20 words or less and include pictures that are actually polaroids of screenshots from your phone.
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 13:02 |
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Someone once said, “You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, Know when to walk away and know when to run.”
I like the frankness of the CL ad. GLWS
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 13:11 |
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ur dumb
u smell
something something perlatiks
hummm... you’re a big meanie
nerd_racing
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 13:13 |
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The dealer-lot-esque balloon was a nice touch. Looks like a well worded and honest, straight forward ad.
Will you take a barrel of packing peanuts as trade? I need the barrel back though.
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MonkeePuzzle
> nerd_racing
02/16/2018 at 13:22 |
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the balloon was my kids attempting to scare me after “It” had just come out :D
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MonkeePuzzle
> vondon302
02/16/2018 at 13:22 |
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well, I damn well wish you were closer!!!
I’m nervous my car will sell, and the used civic I have my eye on will be gone
Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 13:29 |
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That’s a hell of a good ad. I always like it when there are a bunch of good pictures. Shows you care.
Matt Nichelson
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 13:59 |
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You forgot to add that you know what you have and you don’t want lowballers.
You didn’t include a flat brimmed Monster Energy hat (types this as I sip on Monster Energy Irish Blend coffee).
No vape smoke anywhere.
Where’s the Cobb short throw shifter bruh.
I think that’s most of them out of the way. That being said, I don’t need a car or want a Subaru but damn that ad would make me wanna buy it. Well done and good luck.
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nerd_racing
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 13:59 |
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That’s funny. I saw a video where someone pulled that on their roommate. Then the roommate tazed them when they jumped out in a clown mask.
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MonkeePuzzle
> nerd_racing
02/16/2018 at 14:01 |
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if my children had access to a taser, there’s every chance they might zap me for the funsies
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MonkeePuzzle
> Matt Nichelson
02/16/2018 at 14:02 |
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sorry, I went for the “never smoked in” and generic short shifter included :P
79 horsepower monster
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 15:02 |
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Not trying to hate or anything, but what civic do you have your eye on that will be a better drive than this? I am genuinely asking, not being an ass.
Edit: Ooops, just realized the car in this post isn’t actually yours, and that yours is an RS.
I guess my question still stands, though.
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MonkeePuzzle
> 79 horsepower monster
02/16/2018 at 15:05 |
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I’m looking for a 92-95 EG hatchback. this one currently for sale would be a nice pickup. It would certianly not be a better car, by all measures. I’d lose power windows, AWD, ABS and 4 doors. So it’d be a downgrade, metrically, but upgrade by feeling.
https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/93-honda-civic-hatchback/6493061044.html
I used to have a ‘00 hatch that I sold, and regretted.
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79 horsepower monster
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 15:10 |
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I have never driven one of these, so I don’t know what they feel like. I have never liked them, mostly due to the crowd that riced them out when I was in high school, but I totally respect a decision to give up a measurably better car for one that feels better to you. I, myself, have an embarrassing soft spot for the pontiac grand prix GTP. I wouldn’t even say that they feel good, but rather
I
feel good for nostalgic reasons.
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MonkeePuzzle
> 79 horsepower monster
02/16/2018 at 15:17 |
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oppo is certainly the place where folks can understand a desire for a worse car :D
and yeah, the civic crowd... pretty bad. The one I have my eye on already has turrible headlights and tailights and ugly wheels that will need changing ASAP
Not a Sunburst Miata
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 15:42 |
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If I hadn’t bought a turbo kit for the BRZ a month ago, I would have been all over this in a heartbeat.
Long-Voyager
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 15:47 |
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Good ad.
Hope it sells for you and you have luck finding another Civic.
LongbowMkII
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 16:08 |
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good first car for a young gear head
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> MonkeePuzzle
02/16/2018 at 16:42 |
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I use to have a 2002 2.5TS wagon...LOVED it. Our family had the sedan version of the gen Civic you are looking for. The Civic was OK, but I vastly preferred my Subie.
To each his own though, good luck with the sale! :)